It's Pumpkin-Carving Time

For those of you who know me well, you know that one of my favorite Halloween activities is cutting up a pumpkin. It's always been a challenge for me to try and come up with a realistic and hopefully scary-looking jack-o-lantern that will really scare the kids.

This year, I've decided that the scariest visage which I can put on an unwitting pumpkin would be that of none other than the fabulously terrifying Tyra Banks.

Any kids coming to my apartment will be greeted with the solemn announcement that they are still in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Trick-or-Treater. Unless I'm not holding their picture in my hand. In which case, they will have to pack their things and leave the loft IMMEDIATELY.